When are we open?

We are open 3 nights a week and public holidays!

Pre-Pay Thursday

As the title says its all about pre-pay on a thursday night where you can party and save money at the same time! Purchase drink vouchers at the cash desk and enjoy a nightout from as little as £10. Plus with DJ John Hill music is the perfect weekend starter.


The biggest night of the weekend with MASSIVE dance anthems including those famous sing alongs with DJ Chris and Drinks from £1.50 its the ultimate Saturday nightout outside Glasgow

Sunday Sesh

DJ Ross who is well known for his cheesy madness rounds up our weekend with non stop hits all night! Perfect to hit those monday blue away and party right through till 3am with £1,90 Vodkas, What can go wrong?

Our Story

Our Story

Desire is a nightclub that punches weigh above its weight! We like to think of it as an institution more than a club as the building has been the epicentre of West Dunbartonshire for many decades and the past 14 years as Desire Nightclub! Open 3 nights a week we entertain hunderds over customers every week and host regualr special events / DJ Nights including some big names like Judge Jules, Lisa Lashes, Jack Eye Jones, Dave Pearce, Knoxy, Shebahn, Cassi, George Bowie, Scott Brown, Ultrabeat and many more have played in our DJ Box. Come visit us to experience it for yourself!

Our Resident DJS

Meet the guys behind the Music! These guys are the bread and butter the guys who make your night fantastic and also make you wanna dance all night long!
John Hill
John Hill
Thursday DJ
Chris Colford
Chris Colford
Saturday DJ
Ross Gilfilan
Ross Gilfilan
Sunday DJ / Head of Cheese

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Club news!

  • Press Release

    PRESS RELEASE It is with disappointment that our application for a 4am licence was refused by West Dunbartonshire licensing board.   Our application was driven by the unfair playing field that was created by the board back in March when they awarded a full 4am licence to Cheers Nightclub in Dumbarton.  Paul Smith who is chair of […]

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    Skint February 2K18 is coming to Balloch

    Skint February 2K18 Yeah boy! Skint February is back for 2018 this year is bigger than ever, No matter what you bank balance if you could have a full nightout in Desire for less than tenner! Drinks Like Vodka, Corkys Glitter Shots, Slitz Beer, Cheeky Vimtos all reduced in price to as little as £1 […]

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  • No Tickets Required NYE

    No Tickets Required this Hogmanay at Desire nightclub! We believe that just because it’s the festive season that prices shouldn’t go up, We’re keeping our prices low as we do every year and entry this Hogmanay is only £6 compared to our competitors who are charging more than double and some into double digits just […]

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    SIA Door Supervisor Required!

    We “Desire Nightclub” are now recruiting a banterefic SIA licensed Door Supervisor to join our team in Balloch, Loch Lomond . As a Door Supervisor you will be an essential part of the venue safety team, maintaining order, customer care and safety. Your responsibilities will involve supervising customer arrivals, carrying out identification checks, screening and searching […]

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  • Skint November Double Weekender

    PREPARE YOURSELF!!!! SKINT is back for two weekends in November  Think drinks like Vodka, Corkys. Slitz and loads more for only £1!! Spread the word as the SKINT double weekender is back baby!!!  Full list of Discounts will be : Red Square Vodka + Mixer £1 Double Red Square Vodka + Mixer £2 Slitz Beer £1 Wild […]

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    Halloween XIII

    its back!!! DESiRE’s MASSIVE Halloween party is back for 2017 and this year its bigger than ever! join us on Saturday 28th October for a spooktastic night of gooey fun and fiery shooters! plus were giving away £200 smackeronies to the best dressed on the night! one rule is it must be original not store […]

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  • Mobile Bars

    Looking for a mobile bar? Look no more the team at Desirable Bar Services can help! We have over 20 years experience in the bar industry and worked many events of the years from small community gala days to a major folk festival. We can offer: Bespoke drinks menus tailored to your event. Modern draught […]

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